Saturday, February 18, 2017

A Little Week-end Knee-Slapper...THE CARDIOLOGIST

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A Ford motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
V8 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his work shop.

The doctor was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a
look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey doc,
do you want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was 
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So doc,
look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired 
and replaced
anything damaged and then put everything back in, and when I finished, 
it worked
just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:
"Try doing it with the engine running!"

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