Saturday, February 18, 2017

New words to enhance your "North American" Vocabulary



 
*Errorist* : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
 
*Askhole* : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.
 
 *Ambitchous* : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
 
 *Dudevorce* : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
 
*Nonversation* : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .
 
*Destinesia* : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.
 
*Unkeyboardinated* : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination;  unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
 
*Cellfish*: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
 
*Textpectation* : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
 
*Carcolepsy*: The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.
 
*Hiberdating* : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
 

*Deja poop* : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening

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